paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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