It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Randomize
