Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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