My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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