i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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