I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
he puts the penis in happiness.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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