I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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