If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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