I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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