I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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