Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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