She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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