Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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