Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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