Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Banned from zoo.
Again?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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