Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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