Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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