How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
where are my eyebrows?
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