Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
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