So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
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