bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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