I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Moan for me like Helen Keller
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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