Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
they're like a gay fantastic four
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I just got carded by a ten year old.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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