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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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