Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
being pregnant is like rehab
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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