Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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