her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I want a musical about memes.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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