I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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