i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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