she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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