The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
