Whod you bang
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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