Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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