i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
