Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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