i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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