i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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