You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Randomize
