Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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