I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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