I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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