super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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