Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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