What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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