whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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