please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
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