im gay
i know
yea but for you.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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