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So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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