I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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