You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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